Three things are certain in this life: Death, taxes and a TikToker winding people up.
User farawaylucy is no stranger to the Lake District, previously visiting ‘Amblesiddy’ and ‘Windermerry’ back in the summer.
The tongue-in-cheek video she posted back then proved to be a hit and it’s clear to see why. On her visit, Lucy butchered several placenames for comic effect and played the ignorant American tourist stereotype to a tee. Full marks.
@farawaylucy Highlights from my third trip to the Lakes District 😍 🥪 My first deal meal from the ASDA 🧍♂️ Visiting the Ken Doll city ⛰️ Climbing Scafell Pike 🚐 Sleeping in @wildcampertrucks Where should I visit next? Yayyyy !!!!! 🇬🇧
So it was only a matter before she returned.
I’ll be blunt, it’s painful. Are you ready?
She said: “I’m in the ‘lakes district’, and today we’re climbing ‘scaffold picky’. It’s like the 10th highest mountain in the UK, which is really cool.
“First we went to the city of Kendal. I think it’s named after the Ryan Gosling Barbie (Ken Doll), which is so cute.
“We picked up a deal meal from the Asda. Then drove to ‘Wastewater Lake’. Kind of gross that you guys have a lake filled with waste, but it was really pretty.
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“I did this hike with my new buddy from the Sheffield. She sounds so funny. Oh my god. We got so lost and ended up on this sketchy route. We felt so freaking silly.
“I had no idea about the clouds. Also, British mountain goats so much cuter. Oh my god. Once we finished, I picked up this dope RV because I was really missing my truck back home.
“Don’t get why you guys drive on the left, by the way, so weird. Let me know where I should visit next in the UK.”
Do you have any suggestions for where Lucy can visit next?
One that springs to mind is Carl’s Isle, “Gee guys, who is Carl and why does he have his own grocery store section?”
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