A.J. Brown read a book on the Eagles’ sideline. This is what he should have done instead.
Eagles wide receiver A.J. Brown ignited a public kerfuffle Sunday when he was spotted reading a book — Inner Excellence: Train Your Mind for Extraordinary Performance and the Best Possible Life, by Jim Murphy — to inspire himself during the team’s wild-card victory over the Green Bay Packers.It was a ridiculous act, one that besmirched the integrity and sanctity of this hallowed sport and its timeless traditions. Brown should have known better. So to make sure that, in the future, he engages in behavior more appropriate for an NFL sideline, here are 30 things he could do instead of paging through Inner Excellence.1. Think about football and not think about anything other than football because anyone on an NFL sideline who spends any time doing anything other than thinking about football is a selfish loser who isn’t committed to football or winning or winning football.2. Figure out whether Jalen Hurts or Kellen Moore was more to blame for the Eagles’ lackluster passing performance against the Packers. If nothing else, at least Brown can be more specific in his postgame comments.3. Call Seth Joyner to find out exactly when and under what conditions it’s permissible for someone to criticize Hurts.4. Crack some smelling salts, just for the rush.5. Explain why the 76ers decided to build their new arena in South Philly instead of at 10th and Market. Which would be nice, because no one else has explained it.6. Listen to Led Zeppelin IV or The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill from beginning to end.7. Listen to a podcast. Maybe New Heights with the Kelce brothers. Or Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce. I mean, everyone else does.8. Start a podcast. I mean, everyone else has.» READ MORE:
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