The Annual Earth Day Conflict Report: From Bald Hedgehogs to Witch Executions to Deadly Cereal!
As we complete another solar lap, today is Earth Day, which means one thing: WE ARE DOOMED! Happy Birthday, Earth!! (Now what do you buy for a planet that already has everything?!) Let’s face it: considering everything woven into today, saying “Happy Earth Day” seems far out of place; a strained attempt at mirth is…