MOVIES: A video game is being asked to save this sluggish spring season at the theaters
The year has started slowly in the movie theatres. Highly anticipated films like Snow White have underwhelmed. And others like Mickey 17 and Black Bag have also under performed. So there’s a lot riding on this week’s big one: A Minecraft Movie. Predictions are big because it’s based on that huge video game that has many, many players. But let’s see what happens. It’s my lead review today and is followed by several better but smaller choices.A Minecraft Movie: 2 ½ starsA Friend: 3 ½A Nice Indian Boy: 3 ½ Queen of the Ring: 4Resident Orca: 4Freaky Tales: 2A MINECRAFT MOVIE: Films made out of video games have a mixed record. Most have been bad. The TV series The Last of Us is excellent and this is in the middle. Neither good nor bad. Speedy and visually very imaginative but also unnecessary because it feels like an old story. I’m told it’s very close to the game and though I haven’t played it, I believe that. It marches along like a game, builds structures, sends characters down into underground passages, shafts and tunnels and sends all sorts of creatures and characters at them. Why? Well, there’s an orb (that actually looks like a plastic box) that seems to be the control point of everything. No wonder it’s called “the orb of dominance.”An evil sorcerer named Malgosha (voiced by Rachel House) wants to get hold of it, and she has an army of creatures called “piglins” at her command. Against her is a group of five people who have come from down below to the Overworld to stop her from doing what she plans. Whatever it is, it would apparently destroy the Overworld. Would make sense in a game, maybe, with its many levels. Not too clear here. But the action is lively as the five fight their way to Woodlands Mansion, notably its third floor. Apparently it’s a place where you can do and construct anything you can imagine. Who wouldn’t want to save that? Courtesy of Warner BrothersJack Black plays Steve, the de-facto leader. He’s been dreaming since he was a boy of getting into the mines around here. Co-leader is Jason Momoa as Garrison, a has-been video game champion now selling games in a store. He has a great time being silly and even singing. With them are a brainy kid (Sebastian Hansen) and his older sister (Emma Myers) and, for some reason, a real estate agent (Danielle Brooks). Why? Can’t remember, or why Jennifer Coolidge appears as a high school vice-principal. Possibly because the character is in the game and this movie works very hard to recreate it. Too hard. The director is Jared Hess, best known for Napoleon Dynamite, but sadly he doesn’t give us the same goofy humor here, opting instead to match the game that the fans know. (In theaters) 2 ½ out of 5.THE FRIEND: This is a warm-hearted and moving film about healing after the loss of a friend. Bill Murray is at the top of the cast list, but he’s gone almost immediately and re-appears only in flashbacks. His character has committed suicide and Naomi Watts, as Iris, a writer who was a student and then lover of his, has to re-order her life. She’s still tied to him through friends they shared, his daughter who she talks with and a project she’s taken on to edit his e-mail letters to publish in a book. And a dog. Courtesy of Mongrel MediaThat’s a giant Great Dane that he wanted her to take care of. He’s called Apollo and, with his big sad eyes, seems to be even more depressed than Iris over the loss. “They seem to know things, don’t they?” she says. Pet owners will understand the challenges she faces in getting the animal to adjust to her life. He takes over the bed, for instance, and won’t move. “He’s a good dog,” a vet says. “Don’t turn him into a bad one.” He’s not allowed in the New York apartment building they live in, as the super regularly reminds, and eviction is threatened. While she deals with that, she learns more about her former mentor from his daughter, wife and two ex-wives. “You were his contingency plan,” she’s told. “You were his best friend.” It’s poignant, not at all heavy, smoothly directed and well-written by Scott McGehee + David Siegel and based on a best-selling novel by Sigrid Nunez. (In Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal and Vancouver theaters. More April 11). 3 ½ out of 5 A NICE INDIAN BOY: Friction in a South Asian family. We’ve seen it in movies before when a son or daughter brings home a romantic partner who is different: white or of another religion, in the usual version of this storyline. It’s been told in English films and this one (American and filmed in Vancouver) goes even further. The lover that the Indian son brings home is not only white, but gay. He’s not totally different because he was adopted as an orphan and raised by a Hindu family, so he knows the culture. Courtesy of WayfarerBut he is gay. The dad will bluster, maybe rant, and mom may cry. Surprise. They don’t. They try to understand; take to watching OUT-TV and learn to accept. Mom shares what she learned from the movie Milk. It’s a refreshing change of attitude probably brought on by the filmmakers’ own story. Roshan Sethi, the director, is gay and has put in insights from his own life to promote acceptance. He’s also in a romantic relationship with one of his stars, Karan Soni who plays the son. You might have seen him in the Deadpool movies. Here he’s a shy doctor while his lover and soon fiancé is played by Jonathan Groff who is also a TV actor and a singer. His character is the more outgoing of the two. And despite a few funny awkward steps when he’s brought home, the film focuses on how to make relationships work. In contrast, a sister is having marital problems with the family-accepted man she took as a husband. The film has an agenda, sure, but it is also light, endearing and pleasant. (In theaters: Toronto now, Vancouver, Calgary and other cities soon) 3 ½ out of 5QUEEN OF THE RING: It feels low-class, but it sure is fun. Wrestling is the subject and, as usual, when the movies look at it, we see small-town crowds cheering every toss, punch and kick by strutting athletes putting in the hits to excite them. The difference here: these are women wrestlers, and they are just as wild as the men. Some of these bouts, especially one near the end, are brutal. It hurts just to watch and imagine. But it is also an advance of sorts in women’s equality. Bouts like it used to be illegal. “Muscles weren’t allowed on pretty girls,” we hear. It took some wily promoters to get the ban lifted in California in 1965 and New York in 1972. Before that, there was a show put on in carnivals, where it definitely looked low-class.Mildred Burke started there, and eventually became a world champion and the first million-dollar woman athlete in history. Emily Bett Rickards (from Vancouver) plays her with grit, spunk and warmth in this Kentucky-filmed movie directed by Ash Avildsen. His dad directed Rocky and The Karate Kid. So he knows his way around a sports movie. (He’s also in the film very briefly as the wrestling boss Vince McMahon).But this is the Rickards show. Courtesy of The Impact SeriesShe’s magnetic as a single mom who’s convinced it’s her destiny to make it big. John Lucas is her trainer and promoter, but really a small-time hustler working up “chaos, rule breakin’ pandemonium” for the yokels. “I can’t sing, and I can’t dance,” she tells him. So wrestling was his way up. He taught her that, essentially, it is story telling. Fire up the crowd with a tale of good vs evil. “No, bouts aren’t fixed,” he says. They’re “scripted.” He bills her as The Kansas Cyclone and pits her against The Texas Tornado, The Alabama Assassin and others. She later marries him, becomes his partner in business, gets fed up with his controlling nature and infidelity (also a bloody punch), divorces him and even competes against him as a promoter. Low class or not, it’s a rousing film that backs a feisty woman’s ambition. (In theaters) 4 out of 5 RESIDENT ORCA: Two weeks ago, a film showed us the sad effects of confining elephants in zoos. Here’s an almost duplicate story about whales. The issue has been shown and argued about before … in Vancouver, for instance, where the aquarium is not allowed to keep orcas anymore. In the nearby Salish Sea, the southern resident orcas are an endangered species; only 75 are said to still live in the wild. Back in the 1950s and 60s, almost 50 were captured and sold (old film shows) and taken to aquariums where they were trained to put on shows for tourists. A great learning experience for children, it was said. Members of the Lummi Nation in Washington State disagreed. Orcas are “part of who we are. Our kinship,” says an elder. Courtesy of Everyday Film + CRAVEThey mount a campaign to bring back two that were taken to Seaquarium in Miami, Florida, where trainers are seen riding them in the small pool, luring them to surface high out of the water and do tricks to entertain the crowd. They were given the disrespectful names, Hugo and Lolita, and the Lummi noted that Lolita, also called Tokie, had been there over 50 years. Hugo killed himself by repeatedly ramming his head into the pool wall. Tokie got sick and was put under a 24-hour watch. So the effort to get her back took on a new urgency. Objections were overcome as it grew into a popular cause. The head of the Sea Shepherd Society took a lead role, new owners of the marine park gave in and the rich owner of a sports team (moved by watching the movie Avatar) offered to pay the cost. The film, made by B.C. directors Sarah Sharkey Pearce and Simon Schneider, follows every step and argument and is compelling to watch. And highly emotional with an ending you don’t expect. (In theaters: VIFF Centre in Vancouver now, the Hot Docs Cinema in Toronto, April 12 and streaming on CRAVE starting Earth Day, April 22) 4 out of 5 FREAKY TALES: Another solid performance by Pedro Pascal and a surprise cameo by a huge star are about all I can recommend in this stumbling film. It tells four stories and connects them only loosely, the main connection being that they all take place in Oakland, California back in 1987. Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck, who wrote and directed the movie, are from there, and they may see more connection than most of us. I’ve seen praise that the film reflects that place and that time perfectly. That’s OK if you have fond memories of your own of the local places and events that are referenced. Like a legendary basketball performance by a Golden State Warriors player named Sleepy Floyd. His character figures in one of these stories. Others figure more widely: a debt-collector (Pascal) grieving the loss of his wife, Courtesy of Cineplex Filmsa bad guy known as The Guy (Ben Mendelsohn, also solid), rappers singing some of the smuttiest lyrics ever, punks dancing wild to a very loud band and skinheads who attack them. They’re called Nazis, show up in all four stories and constitute something of a throughline. There are supernatural elements – like a bus flying into the sky and animated line drawings laid into some scenes—and a recurring ad for a psychological counseling service. What they’ve got to do with each other is obscure and an ending after some very graphic violence doesn’t manage the connection it is trying to make. There’s one terrific scene in a video store as a clerk (played by Tom Hanks) shows off his movie knowledge. Too brief to save this movie though. (In theaters) 2 out of 5