New: Minnesota Terror Attack Thwarted

Turns out that when you import the third world, you get all that comes with it – including people planning anti-American terror attacks. The authorities in Mankato, Minnesota, of all places, have apprehended one Mohamed Adan Mohamed after he attempted to steal merchandise from a gun store and posted his plans on social media. Advertisement…

Michelle Obama Reveals Why She Skipped Trump’s Inauguration – and It’s As Self-Absorbed As You’d Imagine

Michelle Obama finally revealed why she failed to attend President Trump’s second inauguration in a recent episode of her failed IMO podcast. Obama, discussing the matter with actress Taraji P. Henson, said the controversial decision was simply “the choice that was right for me.” Advertisement She lamented the choice to skip the inauguration was “met with…

EssexFiles: Musk Shifts Gears – Trading DOGE Duties for Tesla’s Turbocharged Future

Elon Musk, the visionary CEO of Tesla, has made headlines once again with his announcement that he plans to refocus his energies on the electric vehicle giant while continuing to serve in a limited capacity as a special government employee (SGE) under President Trump’s administration. Musk’s decision to prioritize Tesla’s ambitious goals—self-driving taxi fleets, humanoid…